April 16, 2021: Chicago, IL I stepped onto the train this morning around a quarter to six. There was one of those single forward-facing seats – the rare space in which you’re guaranteed to sit alone, even if you’re inches from the person in the side-facing seat in front of you and the train is … More Notes from a Train
This plane is going to Dublin. … More I Have Missed the Drink Service
I went to Portland in mid-July for a weekend. I had a lot of fun in Portland but the trip started poorly. This is the experience I recorded on the plane. … More How Wet Are My Pants Really?
My flight is delayed.
I don’t mean that I am still waiting for my flight, which is what this phrase’s use usually suggests. The flight has already taken off, but once a flight is delayed, it continues to be so. Mine was delayed three hours: it left three hours late, will arrive in Amsterdam three hours late, and right now, in the air, is three hours behind where it should be, temporally. … More My Flight is Delayed
Gummies and Orange Soda 